शनिवार, १७ फेब्रुवारी, २००७

Namaskar... Barech Divasanni... Kasa watatay Japan? Ani JEWANACHA KAY KARATOS RE? "TITHE SAP PAN KHATAT MHANE" HAHAHA!!!

chapter one :
Ek na anek prashna....


Vithoba chya adhi jo asato toch to "POTOBA." tyabaddalach...


X : "Baki sagala adjust hota are, pan Jewayche haal hotat..."


Y: "Chaha tari yeto na ? hehehe..."


Z: "Nahitar sap zural wagaire sapadelach...." "SOS lavun 'SWAHA'. hahahahaha"


Japan days chalu zale te SOBA pasun.

SOBA mhanaje ek prakarche noodles. Tyat mag barech prakar asatat jasa ki "Tempura Soba".

Tempura mhanaje Japanese (Kanda) Bhaji. Fakta yat kanda nasato. Ebi(Prawns) asatat. "Taste me Best!!!"


"Chop sticks ne khata yeil ka re yala..." "are fork ne kha hawatar"

"are... yayala lagala ki.."


ME : "(manat... )kiti observe karanar ekhada navin alay tyala? tumhi ala tevha tumhala tari yet hota ka? pan nahi. jara relax whayala wel dyawa ka nahi ? "


ekada eka wegalya hotel madhe gelo.

tithe kahitari khalla. nantar dictionary madhe nav baghitala..

"Oyster"... [:(] (See left side image for Oyster... CHan disato. pan khayla? :( )

Nantar ala Udon...
nakoch tyacha warnan suddha...
mag?
gharich karuya ata...
"Chaha"
"Anda Omlet..."
"Anda Bhurji..."
"Khichadi..." (Mith kiti ghalaycha? )
X (roommate in Japan): "ek wati tandalala 2 chamache mith" :( ?????
rahude.. tu apali bhandi ghas....
"ata bhaji karun baghuya..."
"batata..."
"kanda chir re...."
"aan mi chirato."
"are, kanda dhuwun chiraycha nasato..."
"are, dolyatun pani yet ahe...."
"kanda kashala hava.. ashich khau bhaji.."
"de ikade.. mi chirato..."
"jamali ki re bhaji..."
"Indian masalyanna tod nahi... te Japanese khaun khaun tondacha par #"$#"$ zalay..."
What is next?
"Kobi..."
"Flower"
"khichadi"?
"ho. sabudana ahe..."
"bhijawun thevaycha aasato kahi tas..."
"not bad..."
"E..chal aj Bharit.."
"kay wat lagate wangi bhajatana..."
"ghari chayla mast fukatat milaycha..... ata ghari geli ki khauya parat ... :)"
"jamala re pan..."
aaj "amati bhat"....
chalel.....
chapter two:
aaj kadhi yenar ahes ghari ?
"amhi dogha 11". "tu ? "
"same". "baki lok pan 11:20 paryant..."
"ratri jewun yenar ka kay?"
"nako. aaj yetana bharpur kanda batata ana. bread ana. Paneer ahe. aaj ratri pavbhaji."
ratri 12:30 la sagale jamun
"kay sahi disatiye pav bhaji....."
"e chal... tu ata dudh tayar kar :)"
"he ghya .. complan ghalun dudh tayar..."
"chala zopa..."
"sakali 8:20 chi pakadaychi ahe..."
"GN... Good Night... sakalsathi ahe ka dudh? chahaa karayla? "
"complan koni pila atta ? "
"arr... jaude... udya Ocha(green tea...)"
"zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

रविवार, ७ जानेवारी, २००७

PHOREIGN PHOREIGN.....pahilyanda.....



THE NEWS AND "THE DEEP IMPACT "



It has just been over three months, since i came to Japan.
I still remember the day when i was told that i am going to Japan.
It was 25th september 2006. My 23rd birthday.

It was a normal day, that ended up, being NOT SO NORMAL.
I woke up at 06:45am, took bath and went to Sarasbag ganpati mandir.
Offered my prayers, and started my day...

Till that day, Life was not boring as such..

It was not so that nothing exciting was happening.


But, the chance to go to Japan, was "THE THING", that was MISSING...

250906 was the day that had this news for me...


"I was told by th HR person of my company, that you are going to fly to Japan this 28th for a short term..."

"wow..." "wait.. just three days prior to this you are telling me this?"

"no. actually the thing is... the client needs you there ASAP.(typical in offices As Soon As Possible..)" "i really can't understand this thing..."

and then there was all the FIASKO.(kindly bare with thethe spelling mistakes...)


3 days to go. AND

new tasks being assigned...

old tasks still pending...

no time for shopping...

no time for anything...

GOD HELP ME.....


1st day : remaining programming tasks... they end so quickly? never.. 9 am to 7 pm office office.

2nd day : programming tasks... they REALLY DONT end man.. 9 am to 3pm office office.

create handover docs. nobody takes handover...

you shout ! who cares.....

OK. I DONT CARE TOO.....

send by mail....

go out for shopping......


SHOPPING :

List so big... time ? no - time.... hurry hurry hurry....

paiso ki koi chinta nahi hai.....

aila? itanehi bache?

9890"##$"#$ "baba... paise have ahet jara....." "atta ahet mitrakade..... tyachyakadun gheun, nantar tyala deto mag... .." "ok...."

"aila... itake kase sample re ? "

"chaila.. suit madhech XXXX gele na....." "asude... tithalya pori patatil suit baghun tari.... " " :( www.jahir-hatai.com "


"chala...hyach dukanatun gheuya shirts... sakali 9 la kon ughadat nahi dukan... chaila.... ek shirt 650 cha ? mala pagar kiti ahe watala tula? " "evadha kami pan nahi ahe..."

"ha de....." "shoes? he bagh,. shoe world..." ""hyatala motha size dakhava. ha sagalyat motha ahe... chaila hyachya......."

"bar. hech dya..... "

"list bagh. list bagh. ata kay kay rahilay?" " ajun kuthe kay zalay? atta tar chalu kelay...."
"awar re... chal... mavashikade jaychay...."
"thamb... sunrise madhe jauya... chicken curry..."
"are.. aai aliye ...baba alet.... mi aher jeu ka? "
"bar ja.."
"bar thambato..."
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"mag ? nantar kay zala ?"
"aloch..."..
"Kamata, Japan "la jaun bhaji anaychi ahe.. Mr Hrsh K. chidel.. ushir kela tar........
aloch....
kay bhaji ? dhabumirachi. batata. kanda. avghad ahe. kasa vhayacha apala?